Democrat 

Someone who thinks that the commerce clause, actually means the "Unlimited power to the federal government clause"

Believes that

"To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes" Actually means that the federal government has the right to regulate everything that even comes close to maybe effecting another state economically no matter how remote. Believes that because they have the right to regulate trade BETWEEN states means that they have the right to regulate roads built in States, regulate what you grow in your farms even if its just for private use, and that the clause gives them power to force you to buy insurance because... apparently being alive is participating in interstate commerce.

Democrat:You know have to buy insurance average Joe, whether you want or can afford.
Joe:Wait But im just trying to make my house payments, how am i supposed to afford that, and...wait what in the constitution gives you the right to force me to buy insurance.

Democrat: The commerce clause.
Joe:Wait what? Im not trading things between states, I'm simply living here in California, I haven't ever sold anything in any other state, heck I dont even own a business, how am i affecting interstate commerce.
Democrat: Your alive, that means that your effecting the United States economy and we have a right to control everything you do thanks to the Unlimited power...I mean commerce clause.
Joe:...
Democrat:Make sense.
Joe: Theres no way you really believe that.
Democrat:If it gets us by in the Supreme court, I dont give a crap.

Democrat by ThomasJefferson10154 April 4, 2010

Democrat 

Political assholes that live to screw up lives of successful people and make America suck in foreign policy.

Dude, you're a Democrat which means you're an asshole and I suggest you go fuck yourself.

Democrat by AdomC March 27, 2015

Democrat 

1. A person that expects the black population to warship them if they run for president or govenener for "ending slavery". When in reality it was there party that wanted slavery to stay and it was the Republican party that wanted it to end.

2. A person with no job that demands that he/she gets paid money

3. A supporter of the LGBTQ rights movement

4. A person that has little to no respect for 2nd amendment rights

5. A person that complains about not being rich

6. Someone who labels any riot that wasnt supported by them ( the jan 6 "riot") a insurrection which is a violent uprising against the government.

7. A person who preaches about saving democracy while they have most likely preached about the need for a socialist government.

8. Almost every middle school student

9. A person who supports black people going out in the middle of the night and looting and burning buildings. Incase your a idiot who doesnt know when this happened (because you were to busy watching CNN preaching about the so called "peaceful protesting") go ahead and google 2020 riots and go to images.

Im a Democrat and Im proud

Democrat by Beef supreme 69420 March 2, 2021

Democrat 

Someone who can take a bad Republican idea and make it worse.

Republican: Let's suspend the Bill of Rights.
Democrat: Great idea! Then, let's mandate everyone to eat their own feces to reduce their individual carbon footprints.

Democrat by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008

democrat 

Another name used to describe african americans.

Hey bob look its a gang of democrats lets walk on the other side of the street.

democrat by lileazy September 28, 2008

Democrat 

The supposed sworn enemies of the Republicans, despite often phrasing eerily similar rhetoric in different words. One of the two political parties whose politicians win almost every election. They want us to believe that they're the liberals...and people actually buy it.

"He was a registered Democrat, but he went nonpartisan. Can't say I blame him."

Democrat by Qit February 25, 2004

Democrat 

Gross pervert/criminal

Joe Biden is a democrat who molests children and murdered his former wife.

Democrat by Poundhound August 8, 2021