depression dealer

When a friend of yours says shit that makes everyone else depressed.

Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer

Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer

by andyMessdefine. August 20, 2017

Nude Dealer

Someone who has a rather large collection of 18+ nudes pulled from a search browser

Aye nude dealer, hook me up with some boobies

by Pickle Wizard July 4, 2019

drug dealer day

Congrats to loic for not being caught yet. You have to give us free drugs on 4th December.

drug dealer day is to congratulate people not being caught yet
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
Let me have one'-jack

by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

drug dealer

a man who only wants to see you happy

yo my drug dealer is coming by, i’m gonna get the happy stuff man.

by diana john December 7, 2020

Apex drug dealer

A drug dealer who doesn't have a dealer of his/her own.

Yo, Johnny G. is an apex drug dealer. Nobody gets that guy his shit except himself, from himself!

by King of Rome December 8, 2013

educated drug dealer

A pharmacist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? "An educated drug dealer"

by luluskittles June 4, 2016

fake drug dealer

A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.

im going to become a fake drug dealer to make some cash

by pseodnym June 21, 2018