Danish Pirate

The art of dropping ones pants around their ankles so that they are bare bottom and then bending over and spreading their cheeks and farting in the general direction of another person.

My wife told me to stop with the dutch ovens so I started going with the Danish Pirate.

by The Poncho One July 26, 2008

Danish Wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson January 15, 2007

danish

the biggest damarh factory ever......

also known as danthore :P a guy who is used by cdgk

yesterday danish was being used by the government very effectively

by dAMAr's faTHer June 16, 2011

Danish Starfish

When a man sticks his fist up a woman's anus, and then procedes to spread his fingers.

I gave her a Danish Starfish the other night!

by BeuhBeuhBeuh August 07, 2009

danish sack

a scrotum that has not been washed in 3 weeks and 7 seconds

Bill Cosby has a danish sack.

by devondra October 05, 2008

Danish Khan

Danish Khan

Danish Khan

by Mohammed danish Khan November 23, 2021

Danish Invasion

A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.

A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.

by Stormagedan October 26, 2013