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Harris Crystal Palace

The deadest school ever, the yr 11s are one of the neekiest kids ever and the teachers are just wafflers like mr slade i hope someone catches Corona and the school has to close
by T1.Sav March 15, 2020
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vagina crustaceans

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust
tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee
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Crystal

A tiny, badass, former marine and feisty woman, who you always want by your side. Because as an enemy you would have to guard your balls every waking minute of every day!
Don’t mess with Crystal. She will rip your nuts off with her bare hands!
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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Crystal Child

Most crystal children were born in the 1990s. These children have taken the psychic and telepathic abilities of the indigos to even greater heights. Spontaneous unconditional love and psychic healing abilities are key traits of these children. Some crystals were born in the 70s and 80s as scouts to see if the world was ready for these extraordinary children.
Crystal children don't fit the mold of the average child.
by therealplayerone April 8, 2019
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Crystal Math

When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.
When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,

"I went home and did some crystal math."
by PepPep98 May 6, 2011
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Crystal weed

Obama's favorite pastime.
Yo pass the crystal weed!
by BillBobbo69 July 12, 2016
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crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.
by Fcukboi January 8, 2020
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