lower bergen county

The LBC (lower bergen county) is made up of the towns south of route 80. The LBC are normal people, generally made up of middle or working class people. Upper Bergen County usually looks down on the LBC, because the LBC doesnt have the money they do. Unlike the Upper Bergen County, the LBC doesnt have the outlook that they are better then everyone else. The LBC are usually tougher people do to not having everything handed to them.

Upper Bergen County Kid: I just bought new 150 true religion jeans
Lower Bergen County Kid: i just bought regular jeans from kohls

by L.B.C. April 23, 2007

Crusty Juggler

Crusty Jugglers are members of the traveling community in Ireland and the UK, often known as gypsies, pikeys, tinkers and itinerants.

"Some Crusty Jugglers came to my house trying to sell me pillows today."

by The Crusty Juggler April 17, 2010

Marin County

A stunningly beautiful county located on the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge. Known for its extreme affluence (wealthiest county in the US) and its peculiar limousine liberals.

$2 million dollars doesn't buy you an inhabitable abode in Marin County.

by sfliberal February 18, 2005

Highlands County

A county in central Florida with just 3 small towns, Lake Placid, Sebring, and Avon Park. There is absolutely nothing to do here unless you enjoy redneck activities such as fishing, hunting, and mudding. The people here tend to be stuck up assholes (especially in Sebring), very racist, and close-minded. The police here are fat and stupid and get so bored that they will pull over anyone for going a mile over the speed limit. The people who end up staying here (dumb-asses) live the rest of their life smoking marijuana, meth, crack, and become sex offenders. The county hardly ever wants to grow by constantly declining new restaurants, daycares, major retail stores, etc. The county is primarily full of a bunch of old white people who want to keep the county as rural as it possibly can.

-Lake Placid is full of primarily hicks and Mexicants and is the only town in the county without a Wal-Mart.

-Sebring is full of pedophiles(majority white old men usually aged above 70) and preps. They have possibly the shittiest mall in the world, but a decent theater.

-Avon Park is full of hoodlums (primarily blacks and Mexicans) and is the ghetto part of the county where the crime rate is high.

-There are a very few number of good-hearted people here
The majority of girls here are very trashy, not good looking, and are passed around the entire county. The majority of guys here are desperate for anything. The people love to gossip here and start cruel rumors.

*Take my advice kids of Highlands County , leave this piece of shit dumphole unless you have no future in life or want to get raped by a child molester.*

Also, Highlands County people need to stop thinking the number 863 is the coolest number in the world.

by XtrueX March 23, 2013

montgomery county

A county in Maryland that is located towards the northern border of DC. Areas such as Potomac, Damascus, Olney, Chevy Chase and Bethesda are very affluent. Areas like Rockville, Germantown, Gaithersburg, Kensington, Wheaton and Silver Spring descend in such wealth in that order. Montgomery County is very liberal and is known to have one of the best school systems in the United States. Montgomery county has a lot of power, wealth, diversity, drugs, and alcohol. A majority of "MoCo" is middle class and has a very prominent Black population and an increasing Hispanic population as well.

Shaniqua- JFK High School: "Another kid got stabbed at school today"
Deborah- Churchill High School: "At least you didn't spill caviar on your Gucci Bag!"
Jose-Magruder High School: Que? No entiendo tus english. Yo voy al Magruder. Nosotros no espeak englis thur.
Cindy- What you all live in Montgomery County? And you all live 10 minutes from each other?

by Ali C0 June 7, 2007

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

Hernando County

A county in Florida north of Tampa. There's nothing to do there accept go to Wal-Mart or walk around parking lots just to get yelled at by cops. The people there aren't that great, and they spend their time on facebook and myspace making anonymous accounts like "Spring Hill's Finest" or "Spring Hill Shit Talkers". Everyone there loves drama, even when they say they don't. You have to go to Tampa to do anything even remotely enjoyable. It's filled with old people, wiggers, rednecks, and occasionally a cool person. For a county off the coast, their only beach sucks. Their excuse for a "mall" is some Town Center thing with a bunch of random junk. Most males there are players, and most females are fake. Everyone uses words like "bro" and tries to talk with a ghetto accent. It's the place no child should ever be forced to move to.

Kid #1: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...

by isntTHATlovely December 2, 2010