Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.

"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"

by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006

half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.

"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"

by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009

chris crocker

A faggot homosexual blonde haired dude who posts video's on youtube and myspace about his crazy weird ass life.

"dude I saw that chris crocker kid......what a fuckin tool"

by Dragon boy Swede September 30, 2007

cockeysville middle school

a jail...a school in cockeysville MD with no windows and ugly lockers. we are a mix of ghetto, white trash and rich snobs... and then the people that aren't afraid to be themselves.even though our school is ugly, we will go to dulaney and have a life... unlike some other schools in MD who aren't as fortunate.

"cockeysville sucks, but at the same time we're better than evreyone else.

by rjgrebtgkhe April 22, 2005

chris crocker

a gay dickmuncher.

"leave britney alone!!"-chris crocker

by ihatehriscrocker January 25, 2009

betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.

i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.

by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011

cockeye

The cockeye is the hole at the tip of the penis. The slit like shape of it has spawned the name 'japseye', due to its similarity the the ocular region of Japanese people.

i piss out of my cockeye

you're such a fucking cockeye

by Jofra May 23, 2004