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Critical Role

A show on Geek & Sundry's Twitch channel where nerdy-ass voice actors sit around for three to six hours and play Dungeons & Dragons.
"Hey dude, do want to watch Critical Role with me?"
"What is it?"
"It's a Dungeons & Dragons show that airs every Thursday!"
"So...you play Dungeons & Dragons?"
"No, it's watching other people play D&D."
"How long is this show?"
"Well, an episode can be anywhere between three to six hours..."
"Dude, you need to get a life!"
by CritRole May 27, 2017
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criticality excursion

I think the guy in stall 2 just had a massive criticality excursion, we need to evacuate the bathroom asap.
by The Sim April 11, 2011
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CRITMASH

CHRITMAS? DID YOU SAY CHRITMAS?!?!?!??!
CRITMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
In Critmash time, you get presents and put them under a Critmash tree. Snata comes and gives you presents, too! Everyone loves Critmash time!
by williamazing12 February 25, 2017
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Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...
by DoctorDong July 22, 2010
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lit-critter

A term of disparagement applied to a literary critic, implying the character traits of an overeducated shithead. Usually tarred with the postmodern brush as "pomo lit-critter".
"Dang! We are beset by lit-critters! Let loose toxic sarcasm!"

"Bill Clinton did his turn as a pomo lit-critter by testifying on the ambiguity of the word 'is'."
by Michael Zeleny December 19, 2006
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Criticism

The act of pointing out flaws in a person/work/event. As it turns out, a lot of people tend to handle this quite poorly. Over-inflated ego may have something to do with it.
Critic: Your performance was very impressive! However, there are a couple minor nitpicks I have-
Narcissist: Why don't you fucking do it if you're so goddamn smart, huh!?
Viewer: Oh, whatsamatta with you? Can't take a little criticism?
Critic: No shit.
by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020
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critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!
by ElinorG September 29, 2006
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