Crapital

The derivative name of Capital University Law School, located in Columbus, OH.

"Where did you go to law school?"
"I went to Crapital."
"Well, good luck...NEXT."

by ScrantonWordMeister February 16, 2010

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criptonic

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.

dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today

by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

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criptic

A person with an invisible disability.

Derivation: a combination of the word crip (originally a derogatory epithet now used by some disabled people to describe themselves) and cryptic (hidden or concealed).

Overheard conversation between two wheelchair users: "Don't criticise that guy for taking a handicrap - he's probably a criptic."

by Outovator February 17, 2018

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Crimitation

When imitative behaviour is so dull that it is a crime against humanity’s creativity.

This jazz band’s cover of Cry Me A River was so conventional it made me cry: it was a crimitation!

by crealectics November 14, 2018

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Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.

Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021

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Cripster

A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.

This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.

"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"

by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009

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