craptasticly

describing how craptastic you are feeling

everything sucked today, it was a craptasticly miserable day!

by mamavixen September 14, 2010

craptastic

Unbelievably messed up; the icing on the cake; the straw that broke the camel's back; the highlight of an already fucked up day; an event that is unforseen and which happens so suddenly it leaves the beholder almost speechless with dismay

And as if my day hadn't been bad enough up until this point, I go home to find my best friend in bed with my man. How craptastic is that!?!

by hthrB February 25, 2015

crapstick

a catchphrase that should be used instead of saying holy sh*t. example when you are in the car with your mom you would say holy chapstick so you don’t get in trouble for swearing.

*driving in car and a car runs out in front of us* HOLY CRAPSTICK!!

by crapstick September 27, 2019

chapsticked

where a female takes their nipple and rubs it on someones lips in a chapstick motion

then she chapsticked me and then we had to do the do i mean come on

by Mr Davis December 27, 2007

Catastic

Like fantastic, just with cat.

Våe is catastic.

by catasticboy December 5, 2016

Captastic

When you receive news that’s so unbelievable and fantastic, you’d think the person is capping.
The word is normally reserved for extraordinary news, rather than mediocre news.

Person 1: I just bought Apple
Person 2: Wow, that’s captastic!
Eg2
The guy who was single his entire life: I just got married
His friends: Yoo, that’s Captastic bro!

by Captana July 13, 2020

chapstick.jpg

one of the greatest tiktokers. if you arent following chapstick.jpg what is your life

“my favorite mutual is @ chapstick.jpg.”
“omg!! same !”

by strawberrygutz June 23, 2021