cottageing

Hanging around public toilets and spying over men's penises for sexual gratification.

Tony was arrested last monday for cottageing

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

Cottager

A person involved in cottaging

A male who engages in the act of homosexual relations in a public place with passerbys and sometimes a complete stranger. Often a public toilet or simular places

Jeff is a first time cottager and wants to one day suck of a complete stranger in a public toilet

by Ólafur Pétur Ágútsson September 13, 2005

cotz

n) johnson. hammer. variation of 'cock'. Started by the Jerky Boys (inadvertantly, though, as I'm sure they don't even know they said it during one of their pranks however it's gotten fantastic mileage with a bunch of punks from NJ)

Shawn: How's your cotz?
Jeff: Not bad, better get on the Parkway Souse soon.

by peasandqueues April 1, 2008

Chicken Cottage

A fast food franchise which to the uninitiated would be considered a rip off of KFC but those two who have sampled its chicken know that it is more than that. The flagship store in the heart of London's gangland (Tooting) has been privy to a wide number of crimes including murder and chicken molestation to name but a few. 5 Star items include the steak burger which will shake the very bones out of your body and the BBQ wings.

Alvyn: i just won the lottery and i'm going to spend it all on the awesome chicken found in...Chicken Cottage!

by Nostromo13 December 30, 2008

cottage doubles

When a girl has her period AND a yeast infection.

"Last night I ate four different cottage doubles. Dude it was tasty!"

by hc2995 April 11, 2009

Pink Cottage Cheese

Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.

"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."

by SconnieJoe January 25, 2016

Dong Cottage

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."

Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.

Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."

by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009