Convenient Christians

Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.

These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.

I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.

This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.

John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?

Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...

John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?

by Two Guns February 26, 2010

conveniently covid

(Covid), (Covid-19), (Coronavirus)

It was conveniently covid that they couldn’t ship out my order on time.

by JJSizzly May 6, 2020

convenient amnesia

A self-serving partial or total loss of memory often used as a tool by politicians who often promise wondrous things only to renege on their promises once elected.

To curry favor with the masses Vermin Love Supreme promised ponies for everyone, but once elected, however, he got convenient amnesia.

by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020

Corvon

Very Intelligent and rational person. Always knows exactly what is most important and has a massive penis. Gets all the hoes and doesn't have stds. Good at everything he does but doesnt try hard cuz he knows it doesn't matter. Big penis.

Wow. I get no hoes. I wish I was more of a CORVON

by JustinTheWanker May 15, 2021

Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.

Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.

by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021

Corvex

A very large turd that due to it's sheer size causes it to take a curved shape in the toilet bowl, hence Corvex

Jeez, I walked into the stall at Arby's and someone left a Corvex the size of a python in there! 100% Nightmare fuel!

by King Tropic April 1, 2023

douche convention

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"

by Pat Owen December 9, 2008