Conrad Pritzlaff

Gay Pervert Who Plays Fortnite and Sucks Dick For A Living and Has Sex Every 69 Hours

Freind 1 : Lets Be Like Conrad Pritzlaff Tonight Baby
Freind 2 : Whats That Mean?
Freind 1 : For Us To Be Gay and Have Sex Together

by Wandasticker February 7, 2022

to pull a conrad

To do something an asshole would do

John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

Conrad

When you’re just about to go to bed and you wanna spend time with somebody. So you kinda miss them, but you’ve never met them so you can’t miss them.

I I think I’m doing a Conrad tonight

by Secret person 007 February 9, 2022

Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it

"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023

reece conrad

coolest guy eva! a lil pimp

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Conrad

Definitely not Russian spy ;)

Who is Conrad?

They are not a Russian Spy

iM.....CHANINGGGGG MGHHH

by Clayayayayayayay April 21, 2022

nasty conrad

A sexual act where a condom filled with spaghetti is forcefully shoved down the urethra of the male while another goes up the rectum

"I may have had a nasty Conrad last night, but after that I got the loud sex

by Pbarlow358 September 5, 2016