bowel concern

When one has a deep, profound concern over the the bowel habits of another individual.

Referenced from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Larry David: Okay, listen, it's none of her business...

Richard Lewis: She has bowel concern for you, and I do too.

Larry David: I don't need her bowel concern!

by 2 guys and a dog December 8, 2009

concert picnic

(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.

A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.

by Trubol June 8, 2011

Concert Stacking

When you go to more than one concert in a 7 day period.

Dude, I'm Concert Stacking Depeche Mode and Spiritualized in September. Best week ever.

by shivonna June 7, 2013

Concert fever

The painful and intense urge to attend a concert. Basically the same as baby fever, except it's about concerts. Concert fever often starts by seeing pictures/videos of a concert, or hearing peers discuss a recent concert.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Of Mice and Men concert last night?! Someone went deaf from the speakers and some got trampled in the pit!"
Friend 2: "Stop, you're giving me concert fever!"

by snapcrackle PAP June 5, 2016

Conkering

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.

Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.

by Conkered November 3, 2017

cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(

Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

share-cocker

A woman out of a group of at least two women simultaneously sexually involved with the same guy

She said she knew about the other women
So she's ok with being a share-cocker?

by Henry Mosely May 31, 2011