A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.
"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."
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The dilemma music fans face when attending any one of these large music festivals where all of one's favorite bands are playing simultaneously on different stages.
According to the schedule here, Arctic Monkeys are on the main stage, Amy Winehouse is on in the Gobi Tent, and Tilly and the Wall is playing in the Mojave Tent. This presents us with a real coachundrum.
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The wave of coachellousy came crashing down on me when every other post is of girls in bikini's rocking out to my favorite band at Coachella.
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