Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

Atkin Comparison

Comparing the playing of music to food. Named after the nearly-famous conductor, Alan Atkin.

Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.

Conductor: I want some dark chocolate violin notes!
Players: That's a real Atkin comparison!

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

male companion

More than a boyfriend less than a husband

Angelina & Brad more than a boyfriend but not a husband, he is often referred to as her male companion.

by mamarichey November 12, 2012

exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison

(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.

by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009

african trash compactor

Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength

I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!

by Mechanicalengineear March 28, 2020

Turkish Trash Compactor

The act of placing a sausage up one's anus and squeezing the meat out into a waiting partner's mouth.

Yo, Terry totally just gave Matt a huge Turkish Trash Compactor

by Damn-Yankee November 19, 2007

Bulgarian trash compactor

A sexual act involving 2 partners, one partner starts plowing the other upside down while puking and shitting in a bottle, said partner will pull out and cum and piss in the bottle shaking it up. The second partner eats the concoction while wearing the head of a coyote

"That bitch i took home last night gave me a bulgarian trash compactor"

by Goosetweezers August 27, 2018