Compton Silly Straw

The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and no shame about having your penis touching another man's cock.

So to start off, you and three friends need to find a girl who would be down with a gang bang- or three on one action. After foreplay, or whatever you like to do, you perform the Compton Silly.

The three men participating in the orgy stand next to each other, forming a half circle around the girl. With string, yarn, or any type of rope, (preferably hemp rope) the males tie and bind their penis' together in unison to form one giant penis. While working together, the three male participants shove their three bound dicks up the girls vagina.

As if playing twister, the three men have sex with the one woman with their dicks tied together until orgasm.

Dude, you're not going to believe what happened last Saturday at Brad's house. Me, Tad, and Chad met up with Linda and did some kinky shit. Linda couldn't decide who she wanted more so the three of us got out the rubber bands and gave Linda the Compton Silly Straw!

by Fantastic Four, The four December 18, 2008

compton ass eddie

drives ghetto ass s-dime in the streets of compton, while smokin a fat blunt. loves to beat up hoes with a stick of pepperoni after the insult his abnormaly small wang

hoes, s-dime, glocks, and more hoes

by if you only knew March 7, 2005

Comodo Dragon

One who dances spastically.

Short, cosmic-like movements.

Tonight I'm gonna drop it like it's hot, comodo dragon up the ying yang.

by Hannah Bampton October 24, 2004

compton hotpocket

Shitting in a girls/guys ass and using it as lube.

I gave Bovice the compton hotpocket last night.

by Megly Dandersen March 2, 2008

compton mimosa

orange juice mixed with mickeys fine malt liquor over ice.

that nigga is dranking some of that compton mimosa shit again, he is fucked up!

by alcoholic drink, drank, mimosa October 19, 2010

Compton-ass

First a nickname of pro skater Terry Kennedy; later revoked because he's a bitch-ass. Compton-ass refers to bein' straight fuckin true- goofy as shit, no frontin, and smokin doobs and drivin drunk. You gotta be fuckin' model and fuckin' styklin' as all hell to be Copton-ass.

"Zaggs was so fuckin plastered on Friday, but his Compton-ass fuckin drove three kids home, went to Steak n Shake, and THEN bumped Emily at 4:30 Saturday morning!"

by Evan Zaggy November 7, 2004

The Comatorium

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

by Ka October 17, 2005