Hufflepuff Common Room

A word synonymous with the well known and ever feared friend zone. Hufflepuffs are known to be friendly and the only prominent girl Hufflepuff mentioned in Harry Potter is Hannah Abbott and the rest seems to be guys.

Guy 1: So how'd it go?
Guy 2: She said she just wanted to be friends...
Guy 1: Ah tough break. Have fun in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
Guy 2: Hey, Ernie MacMillan is great guy and I love all the plants.
Guy 1: Keep telling yourself that.

by Justin Finch-Fletchley October 10, 2012

CommonLit

Actually hell

I rather read the damn book than commonlit

by wheresmyevangeline December 10, 2018

Comfort Person

A comfort person is someone who makes you feel happy and safe whenever you see them.

A person that makes you feel less worried upset or frightened.

Someone you feel like you've known forever.

Even though we don't do much when we hangout I still feel safe and sound around them. They are my comfort person.

by Senana August 23, 2022

The Ol' Worcestershire Combo

The act of dipping one's penis tip in Worcestershire sauce, rubbing saliva on the shaft, and then smacking a woman's face with it until ejaculation.

"Dude, last night I gave my girl The Ol' Worcestershire Combo!"

"Last night my man begged me to do The Ol' Worcestershire Combo. He ended up Worcestershire Comboing me for hours as he screamed because of the burning. My face was left red for a good 30 minutes."

by Tungsten Pimp January 20, 2022

Wandsworth common

A place where the youths of Emmanuel, graveney, streatham and Clapham, Bolingbroke hang out and do drugs, Blem, fight and make out

Oi u going Wandsworth common tonight, we have bare blem

by Flswllckclawl October 2, 2019

comfort

A beautiful girl that tries her best to make people smile. She has a big heart and loves all. This girl is always there when you need someone to talk to. She's the type of girl that think nobody likes her but is loved by many.

We should kik comfort she is so nice.. I don't know why she thinks nobody likes her.

by usbskj July 9, 2014

the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010