confuser.

a person who confuses words, sometimes will use words that are completely unrelated to the word they mean to use.

The boss has been sadamizing me to get those reports in, you know like putting the presssure on me.
No no, thats not what sadamizing means, you are such a confuser.

by hary the fatness May 29, 2007

pigmentally confused

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.

That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.

by Honky Hater January 13, 2008

im so confused

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.

"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"

by dahrk May 21, 2008

confuser

A person who seems to be of neither gender yet very attractive.
Male Confuser's generally have long hair and wear make up and 'confuser clothes'
Female Confusers normally don the short hair and gender neutral clothes

Confusers revell in the fact that they confuse people and love every one who asks them whether they are a girl or a boy. They will however act pissed off for the 'act'

Boy1: Is that a boy or a girl?
Boy2: Dunno maybe it's a confuser
Boy1: Their Hott anway
Boy2:mmmm

by corzah1 April 5, 2008

Confused

a person who wears from wallmart to hot topic to abercrombie and fitch. listens to all kinds of music ... but not country. doesnt care what people call them but might have a tad of low self esteem.They dont want to look ahead at life because they know what is coming might not be fun.They talk normal for sure, no gangster or preppy or goth talk. just normal.

Chongi: oye babii a donde you go to buy ropa??
Confused: Dont ask me that. I dress from anywhere.

by carox3 February 17, 2007

Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.

Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.

by Naseknows December 13, 2009

confused-as-fuck

Fucking confused.

After seeing that theory for space-time travel, I was confused-as-fuck.

by acutebuny October 21, 2013