chronically offline

my father

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."

by goldengrahms August 20, 2022

Colonial

A list of sexual moves with a Colonial them. Before performing any of these, one must say to his or her partner "Let me take you back to a time when things were more... civilized." Also know as The Colonial Times.

"I was laying in bed with Ben Reilly last night, and he said to me 'Let me take you back to a time when things were more civilized' and I just knew that I was going to get a Town Crier!"
"Colonial is my FAVORITE part of American history."

by Babyballs October 6, 2006

Colonial

A person who chooses the Colonial Faction in popular massively multiplayer game, Foxhole by Clapfoot studios. Usually this person is a cool guy who doesn't like drama and plays foxhole for the fun and not to win wars, unlike the Wardens.

Guy 1: Hey let's go Warden this war!
Guy 2: Hell not im gonna go Colonial and have some fun!

by SubwayKiwi November 12, 2019

Chronically online

Riyan

Riyan is chronically online

by Jigglyhdhjw January 31, 2022

canonical

Something an obsessed Dr Who fan can pretend is an episode of a television programmes which stopped being made years ago.

Of course "Worzel Gummidge" is canonical.

by kd June 3, 2004

the colonial

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.

My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.

by old colonial August 1, 2008

Canonically

A word to describe how two people are shipped.

Korra and Asami are canonically bisexual

by canonically October 31, 2017