cock chowder

When a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum.

Brenda likes it when Mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth.

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 9, 2006

Thunder Mountain Chowder

When a male is performming a sexual act involving a woman's breasts as a form of masturbation while straddling her (also known as titty fucking), the male throws up on her breasts while at the same time farting (with anal leakage occurring, but not necessary) on her abdomen. Ergo: Thunder (fart), Mountain (titty fuck), chowder (throwing up).

Upon a very drunken evening, my room mate perfomed a Thunder Mountain Chowder on an excessively irritating, yet equally unlucky female necessitating her taking a shower and him washing his bed linens several times.

by Tea-bagger October 27, 2004

Cup of Chowder

When you have sex and pull out and blow your load in a girls belly button.

Last night I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a nice hot cup of chowder.

by Mr.Bigstuff113 May 25, 2010

man chowder

Semen ejaculated from the male sexual organ

Rob: Dude, Mr Prout just set us 6 more homework assignments!
Liam: I know. I slipped some of my man chowder in his coffee though, so it's all good.

by Rob764 August 25, 2005

cum chowder

The act of forcefully ejaculating into a woman's orifice initiating her to gag violently and ultimately expel her undigested food and recently aquired semen.

Katie didnt want to swallow, so i throated her and she got cum chowder all over her dress.

by Alvaro N. February 29, 2008

Clam Chowder

When a man cums in a womans pussy then eats her out.

After John blew his load into Carol he was in the mood for some Clam Chowder.

by Efetuals February 26, 2008

Crowder

A male person who would abandon his friends to pick up nickels in a corn field and dumpster pump with Ben Shapiro in Los Angeles. While picking up the nickels, Glenn Beck is usually standing behind, ready to lift the dress and sodomize the crowder when he bends over. He's definitely not gay, but he loves to admire the male body while simultaneously ignoring his supermodel wife's plea for children.

Dude, when I was driving through Iowa, I saw a crowder that I thought was a scarecrow being dry humped by a fat colonel sanders looking gay guy.

by homerolieo June 10, 2019