cool_turtle.gif

Predecessor of cool_rat.gif, this is a gif involving a man somehow capable of fitting his flaccid penis inside of a live turtle, he then proceeds to have forced intercourse with the poor thing as it struggles to get away.

I caught Ethan fucking the turtle again while he was watching cool_turtle.gif on the family laptop!

by Shrektum February 3, 2021

Cloomp

A term used to label alpha males who are also prominent members of American gangs/ and or Italian mafias.

Look at his stature, he’s gotta be a Big Cloomp!

by Yung poopy June 8, 2021

Cloop

A slimy, gooey or sticky substance, similar to gloop or goop.

My hands are covered in cloop!

by Cat-thulhu April 2, 2022

semi-cool

Something that is cool, but not entirely cool. Some would says it's aight

-Dude, check out my new furby it records military data...
-That's semi-cool.

by jeffba September 4, 2008

twice cool

Being of an uber standard, cooler than cool, on the edge of awesome.

That is a twice cool artwork!

by shouldbeariot August 27, 2008

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009

cartoon-cool

One who is laid back, personable, has good moral sense, but also a playful demeanor. Is easily liked by others but, hated by evil people.

Arthur has a cartoon-cool personality!

by iammetoo December 16, 2010