Jump Off My Clit

Another way for a female to say fuck off

Jack ass: Where you going?
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!

by 2nasty4u2do June 25, 2006

One Clit Wonder

When a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely NO CHANCE of this happening again.... Possible reasons include:

A.he has bad hygeine

B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone

C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy

D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end

E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower

F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.

Eddie 'Hey Derek, i finally got laid last night'

Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'

Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'

by 000TwistedFreak October 17, 2010

clit licker

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female

Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."

by Jake March 24, 2004

Clit

Just rub it

Lick my clit

by Sjmislife December 22, 2018

Clitasaurus Rex

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.

"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."

by dgbrown May 6, 2009

Clitasty

Something that is extremely enjoyable and unexpectedly pleasant, such as a tasty clit

Man, that guacamole was clitasty!

by Brazilian Girls July 13, 2010

Clit Clash

1: When two women engage in the act of scissoring.

2: An extreme sexual battle between female clitori.

Girl 1: Hey, wanna go clit clash?!?!
Girl 2: Yeah sounds great!

Kevin: I think there are two girls in the back room clit clashing!
Jacob: ....Shocker!

by The Pioneers November 30, 2013