when your balls(testicles) or bulge get seperated between your boxers, panties, shorts, or pants to form a crevise
John: Man today in math i had such a bad builders cleft
Mark: Those hurt like hell. I had one yesterday during science.
Mark: Those hurt like hell. I had one yesterday during science.
by mrs garnem1990 April 25, 2007
Get the builders cleft mug.A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "
by applesz. March 31, 2009
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The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.
once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.
words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.
words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"
Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"
random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"
John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"
random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"
John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
by They call me Captain Awesome January 9, 2009
Get the Cleptolicism mug.A Clelt is a pillow made out of clay and wrapped in felt and is one of the most fucking retarded items anyone has ever invented
Dustin: So what will you be selling at you're craft shop ?
Sarah: Clelt supplies.
Dustin: What ?
Sarah: Its like a pillow made out of clay wrapped in felt..Its Niice!!
Sarah: Clelt supplies.
Dustin: What ?
Sarah: Its like a pillow made out of clay wrapped in felt..Its Niice!!
by DustinWilson January 4, 2010
Get the Clelt mug.Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?
Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?
Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.
by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006
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Get the Yeetus cleetus mug.First discovered in late 2003(A.D.) "Clent" is a highly versatile word derived from the name of an English town, city, or.. whatever the hell it is... Its founders stumbled across the pitiful excuse for a place during a routine trip to Basingstoke, and found its resonance to be of a somewhat offensive nature. It has since been employed by perhaps five aspiring young rocket scientists as an expression for loathing and contempt.
Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.
Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.
1. OH CLENT!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!
by thecannibal March 12, 2004
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