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Juve Cleaver

A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!
by paulvmunix December 21, 2007
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cleavelidge

(n) a way to pronounce cleavage that is more sophisticated
My, your cleavelidge looks wonderful in that dress.
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cleaveland soup

(V) The act of pooping on someone's chest while having diarrhea.
I was going to drop a cleaveland steamer on her, but since I had diarrhea she got some cleaveland soup instead.
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Man Cleave

When guys wear their button up shirts open to show thier hairy chests.
Tom Selleck as Magnum PI has epic man cleave!
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Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!
by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015
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Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.
Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.
by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008
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cleave-dar

the phenomenon by which the eyes of heterosexual males automatically focus in on the cleavage of a woman, if only for a brief moment, as soon as it enters their field of vision; a combination of the words cleavage and radar
"Dude, I'm sorry I was looking at your girl's tits, it's just that my cleave-dar was acting up"
by Xaphier October 12, 2008
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