cheney

to try unsuccessfully to assassinate your friend while claiming to be deer hunting.

I was on a hunting trip with my friend and pulled a cheney but my friend still survived.

by Abraxas Romante August 5, 2008

Cheney

v. 1) To shoot in the face

The porn star pulled out and cheneyed the porn actress with his cum.

by C. Lee February 16, 2006

Dick Cheney

A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.

Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."

Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."

by WowDad August 7, 2011

Dick Cheney

A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney

Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney

by Mike November 1, 2003

cheney

To spray in the face.

"When I withdrew from Vinnie's mouth, I grabbed it by the hilt and cheneyd his entire face."

by john mclaughlin February 16, 2006

Dick Cheney

VERB:
1.)The act of shooting a rich Texas lawyer whilst supposedly hunting quail,

2.)To bold-facedly repeat an obvious lie about something despite all indications to the contrary until the more feeble-minded begin to think it's the truth,
EXAMPLE: " Fox News Dick Cheneyed the public with the story that Iraq was responsible for 911."

3.)To shoot 1st & ask questions later, usually used in circumstances where the wrong target is erroneously struck due to inadequate information or horrific misjudgement.
EXAMPLE;
"Gee, Osama's a Saudi living in Afghanistan, why'd you Dick Cheney on Iraq?"

NOUN:
1.) The Vice President of the United States,
2.) A rich foul-mouthed boor,
3.) A pathological liar,
4.) A person with an elevated sense of self-worth that they believe elevates them above the law. see also Conrad Black

VERB Usage:
"We don't hate America, we just don't want to be Dick Cheneyed by them!"

"To Dick Cheney all Americans for the imbecilic rantings of a few FOX news personnel would be an injustice."

"Well Officer, I was cleaning my AK47 & somehow I Dick Cheneyed my wife."

NOUN Usage:
"Brad's girlfriend dumped him, because the last thing in the world she could stand was a Dick Cheney."

"Nobody liked Bob any more, you just couldn't trust a Dick Cheney."

by Randy B April 9, 2006

cheneygang

A variant of the term 'chaingang' referring to forced labor or service, in this case, soldiers who have been recalled or had tours extended against their will.

They can throw my ass in the brig if they want, but I ain't goin back on the cheneygang.

by daredevil June 29, 2004