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fuck em with a chainsaw

This describes extreme hostility toward others.
They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!
by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017
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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"
by Cotbumm July 21, 2016
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Raped with a chainsaw

The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.
I would rather be raped with a chainsaw, than take that Physics course again!
by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016
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Lollipop Chainsaw

A hack & slash kind of video game. The main character is a high school cheerleader named Juliet Starling. She fights zombies along with her father, her two sisters, and her decapitated head of a boyfriend while her mother is at home preparing Juliet's 18th birthday party. If you think about it, it's a good example of why you shouldn't exclude people.
People were given pretty good reasons to buy Lollipop Chainsaw -Blood & gore

- Zombie killing

- The soundtrack

-Juliet

-Rainbows.....
by Morrilynn December 13, 2012
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Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.
Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.
by Fro March 16, 2004
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fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
by OldFart77 December 9, 2008
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