Chairing

The act of having someone go on his knees and another person sitting on his back pretending or actually reading a newspaper.

Instead of Tebowing, the man got in the middle of the street and started chairing with his buddy.

The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.

by Steve Chair January 8, 2012

Charming Charlie

Same definition as a reach around. Anal sex while reaching around to give the recipient a hand job.

Tim had the decency to give Adam a Charming Charlie while fucking him in the ass.

by Rebel Scum May 20, 2011

"Charming"

general term you should say when you see someone's site that goes on and on about sex. are they a chavette? sometimes... ok most of the time

girls site
"ilike sex i like sex" "give me sex give me sex"

another girl's mum sees it and she says
"Charming"

by RoxxOSoFoxxi December 25, 2007

[Chailingual]

Someone who speaks a primary language as well as the language of Starbucks/the coffee shop.}

The line was backed up already, and Susan told me she just wanted "A plain pumpkin coffee." Luckily I'm chailingual and I quickly ordered her a Vente Pumpkin Spice Skim Macchiato."

by Coreystorytime November 6, 2014

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.

May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.

by reallifedefz May 17, 2016

charming perkins

When your receiving a blow job and but in the back oh her throat with a full thrust so hard it comes out her nose. Then your nice enough to lick it ( clean it up for her)

That guy over there has always been know to give women the charming perkins, that's an awfully nice fellow.

by theamazingassmonkey May 10, 2017