Cereal Bar

Basically god itself

1: Cereal bar
2: haha yeah cereal bar

by CerealBarLover May 9, 2018

Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.

Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.

by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019

Fat Cereal

Tiny broken fragments of potato chip mixed in a bowl with dip, and eaten with a spoon. A snack often eaten late at night when the potato chips in the bag are no longer big enough for dipping to be possible.

I didn't want to get my fingers greasy so I made some fat cereal instead.

by Mike Beeyou September 8, 2011

cereal dust

the dust in the cereal box that goes into your bowl when all the cereal is gone.

FUCK. all i got was cereal dust because dave finished all the goddamn cocoa puffs.

by jayveeeeee January 17, 2009

Soggy cereal

When cereal is soggy from staying in milk for more than 6 minutes

Wow that's some soggy cereal.

by Family friendly content February 20, 2019

Cereal Killer

A person who mindlessly kills (or eats very rapidly) bowls of cereal multiple times day (Someone who usually carries a spoon with them everywhere).

The next victim of the Cereal Killer is that Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

by BobbyBirdman September 30, 2010

Hadji Cereal

1. Dry, often stale, breakfast food (usually Honeycomb) offered in a plastic sandwich bag as part of a "continental breakfast" at some privately owned motels. Hadji (or Haji) sandwiches are sometimes offered in addition to the cereal or as a substitute.

Also sometimes called Radji (or Raji) cereal
(see definition for hadji/haji sandwich)

2. Any breakfast food offered at a "Continental breakfast" with which the necessary accompaniment is not offered.
i.e. dry cereal with no milk, instant oatmeal with no water, etc.

Since many independantly owned motels nationwide have been acquired by Arab families, standards in Continental breakfasts have fallen

I was at first disappointed that all that was offered at the continental breakfast was Hadji cereal, but then I realized that it was easily portable, so I took my Hadji cereal with me and enjoyed it the rest of the day.

by The Dude LV October 5, 2006