car jacking

The act of driving your car while simultaneously beating off and trying NOT to look at dudes..

I was car jacking the other day.. you know.. just driving around the ghetto, looking at crack ho's.. then.. i totally got my palm sauce all over the dash board, steering wheel and myself...

by billie blaze October 23, 2006

car-jacking

car-jacking is beating off in the car.

I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

cartjacking

The act of taking the shopping cart all the way home from the grocery store.

Mike: "Hey Brook, what's with all the shopping carts laying around your neighborhood?"

Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."

by Mike's September 26, 2005

Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.

Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

by I am... Steel Man? April 13, 2011

earjacking

Talking someone's ear off. Rambling on while not getting to the point (jaw-jabbin). Trying to engage someone in a long-winded conversation who is obviously trying to get to the point and get on with thier day. Also known as being held as a "conversation hostage".

"I went to ask Renee a quick question and she earjacked me for 30 min. She's always earjacking people!"

by BlickFrick December 28, 2005

Cracking the Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.

Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"

by Fletch743 January 2, 2012

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009