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Verbal Cunnilingus

The act of praising a female above and beyond what is necessary to butter-up this person or put you in position to gain favor with them, similar to "brown nosing" or "ass kissing."
Just look at Ted over there trying to get on the good side of his mother in law, he is giving her so much verbal Cunnilingus.
by Storm79 July 18, 2011
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Cunnilingus

The thing a man does only in hopes of blowjob in return.
Marilyn: Oh you want to do this to me? You're so great!
Alex: Yeah... well... I guess I like doin' cunnilingus... apparently...
by FrankieGoes2YOURMOM September 7, 2013
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Catalingus

Matt stop being such a catalingus dingus
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cunnilingus

1. The first name of the United States Secretary of State during the Presidency of George W. Bush (as sited by Dave Chappelle as Clayton Bigsbie).
Cunnilingus Rice! Cunnilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish, let's send on a plane back to Mexico so the Mexicans can eat her!
by Lukeeeeeee April 19, 2008
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cunnilingus

have u got kitty kat coz my pussy is hungry
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Condilingus

lying to a woman to get her to perfom oral sex
can also be used as a step-up to a curse word and is a nickname to Condileizza rice
she performed condilingus
by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007
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Cunnilingus

The art of oral sex performed on a woman. Used in the context of 1) Something a man does to a woman while waiting for the Viagra to kick in. 2) Something a man does under duress knowing if he doesn't, she won't perform oral on him. 3) Something a bitter and twisted wife gets her husband to do not telling him she's been fucked all day by her well-hung lover and he's now eating his cum. 4) Something a man does, not wanting his wife to know he has genital warts. 5) Something "confused" women do to each other so that, when the time comes, they can train their boyfriends how to do it right.
"I know we're in the chapel, my darling, but I need to perform cunnilingus on you to remove the taste of that disgusting communion wine from my mouth"

"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
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