Canadian Moose Hunter

When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.

"Put on your Canadian moose hunter hat, there's a wild one"

by saddestbro April 1, 2021

whistling-canadian

a blowjob from a 5 dollar hooker with maple syurp in her mouth

Dam white boy wishes he could get a whistling-canadian.

by abe the jue June 5, 2007

canaled

to be fucked inbetween the breasts, the cum then runs down into her mouth. (like a canal)

yeah man i canaled her last night

by genobenben September 26, 2010

canadabalism

The cannibalistic act of eating a Canadian

Hey guys! Just because Dania's a Canadian doesn't mean she tastes like maple syrup. That's canadabalism!

by CHSBACON December 19, 2010

Canadian Cunt Burp

when you dip your dick in maple syrup and fuck your kanuk bitch and it causes an explosive pussy fart that smells like your grandmamma's pancakes

I plowed this bitch from Toronto with some syrup on my junk and she did a big Canadian Cunt burp on me.

by AdreanRebeccaRollan April 25, 2010

Canadian Soccer

Canadian soccer is played all over the world. It involves an ice rink, sticks, and 2 goals. It is sometimes referred to as "hockey".

"Dude, you wanna go play some canadian soccer?"
"Sorry man, I have homework to do."

by Dwight Powers March 31, 2009

Canadian Standoff

A situation in which both parties are too nice to let themselves win at the other's expense. The opposite of a Mexican standoff.

For example, if two Canadians arrive simultaneously at a narrow doorway, each is likely to stand aside and invite the other to cross first, and so on, until they both give up, set up camp for the winter, and offer each other a beer.

When we were watching the game last night, my buddy and I got ourselves into a real Canadian standoff over the last slice of bacon pizza. It just ended up going cold.

by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005