Creamy Caesar salad

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

power of caesar

Hand gesture in which all fingers in one hand are curled down as if holding a cd in hand. Indicates that something incredible has happened, that could only occur through the "power of caesar" as in Julius Caesar, Caesar Chavez, and other various Caesars.

guy 1 -trips but somehow does a somersault-
guy 2 -hand gesture- Power of Caesar!!

by fifi1234569764 October 31, 2010

Al’s Caesar Salad

A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.

Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.

by UselessPlug March 30, 2020

Gaius Julius Caesar

The greatest politician and tactitions of the Roman era, Julius Caesar engaged in a series of wars is Gaul, moder day France occupied by a number of barbarian tribes. He added Gaul to the empire and soon desired more power. He defeated the armies of Pompey, his greatest rival, and marched into the city of Rome. He became sole ruler of the Roman Republic and was advised by the Senate of Rome. He was not, however, the first emperor. The Roman Republic was replaced by the Roman Empire during the reign of Rome's first emperor Augustus Caesar.

Gaius Julius Caesar was one of the greatest military leaders in history.

by X-45B23 July 14, 2006

Golden Caesar

The act of removing pure white bedsheets from a bed, wrapping them around a girl (making a toga), doing her up the butt, and then peeing all over her as soon as possible (you need to get flacid, bitch)

I want to give my history professor a Golden Caesar

by UCSD April 28, 2003

cock caesar salad

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.

1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!

by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009

Toolius Caesar

An individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots

"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"

by RoflKing February 25, 2009