buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.

Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017

Getting Buttered

To be in the process of being harshly critiqued for your actions.

I just got buttered in that last meeting. I have been getting buttered all week.

by realbacon July 23, 2018

Buttered

Being 'Buttered' is to be slightly high or drunk.

"Awh man! Look at Bryan! He is so buttered, he even brought his own munchies!"

by Dick-Licker October 1, 2011

butted

A state of mental shutdown induced by indica-heavy weed. Very very stoned.

Said slowly, after a prolonged period of staring glassy-eyed at the wall/plant/glowing box in the corner with moving pictures on it: "Jesus, I'm butted. Must be your turn to skin up."

by lordsofswag January 8, 2011

flying buttress

another phrase for the commonly used "i don't give a flying fuck"

Alex: You suck at putting on mascara.
Danielle:Shut the hell up, I don't give a flying buttress.

by alex spaar December 14, 2008

The Buttress

A Large mammal that uses exagerated hand movements while speaking. This mammal is known for its alcoholic binges and good smelling purges. The buttress is usually seen in the Kansas-Missouri region when he is not eating massive amounts of sour punch straws in Texas.

Dude, what's up with the buttress?
I don't know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes...I think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. I know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child

by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003

butted

Flatulence emmited from the rectal interior of the buttocks.

"You butted on me!"
"Eww! You butted!"
"Don't butting!"
"Will you butt wif me?"

by Morkobog February 10, 2006