paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.

He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.

by panofantera June 23, 2010

Bushenfreude

(adj) Coined in November 2003 by Slate Magazine writer Daniel Gross. "Bushenfreude" describes pissed off yuppies, POYs, who perpetuate, "...the phenomenon whereby high-income beneficiaries of the Bush tax cuts use their windfalls to fund Democratic candidates." The word is a combo of "Bush" & the German word: "schadenfreude," which means somebody taking pleasure in someone else's pain. Many POYs hate Bush but love the benjamins his tax policies have let them keep. They express their hatred of the person who enabled them to make their money and keep it by donating it to those who want him out of the White House.

Person 1: "What it up with all these $11-cup-of-coffee-sipping, Volvo SUV driving, yuppie house-flippers who hate Bush? Don't they know that he has kept the IRS outta their koolaid for over six years?"

Person 2: "Bushenfreude, bro. They're just having too much fun shitting themselves with glee over Bush's inability to speak English clearly and also very fashionably hating everything else connected with him to see that all that bank they have now was because Bush told the IRS that their scrilla was all nunya.

by mhibma May 1, 2007

buffet busser

Buffet restaurant employee whose responsibilities include serving and replenishing beverages, taking away finished plates, cleaning up big messes, taking out trash and cleaning bathrooms. Just about the most thankless job ever. Worse than being a busser in a regular restaurant.

When I can, I try to give the buffet busser a generous tip especially if it's a special occasion.

by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014

Busey's Pucies

Busey's Pucies is the increasingly popular colloquialism found in the mid-south for dried, caked condiment (e.g. mustard) around the rim of the bottle, generally found at a low end breakfast joint.

Oh god! Switch that mustard out with one from a different table. That is some festering Busey's Pucies growing on there--I don't want to look at it, but I guess that's the price you pay for eating at waffle house.

by Sloan't August 22, 2010

Face-Buse

The randomly abject abuse of Facebook by making nonsensical and absolutely ridiculous entries for the pathetic and wanton craving for attention on Facebook; or mistaking Facebook for Twitter; or the utter rubbish occasionally posted on Facebook that genuinely serves no purpose or value.

Cliff: Mark did you read the utter nonsense Will posted on his Facebook page?

Mark: What did he write?

Cliff: He says and I quote: "I am not satisfied with myself- or with things, as they are- but am happy in the thought that I have within, the power to change myself- and things- as I like"

Mark: What a Face-Buse!!

by Autch-Money December 5, 2009

Bushed

Taken advantage of by a person (or persons) in a high position, usually in association with illegal, immoral or ethically dubious activities by that high ranking person.

"Every bit of my retirement money evaporated when I got Bushed by my accountant!"

by Briny January 22, 2008

Busey

A sub-human college student who doesn't know personal boundaries, and will only communicate with you if you are talking to someone else. Who's persistent in obtaining useless knowledge about nothing to feel like something. Also consumes parts of his body.

Brandon: Wow Busey today was being a total buzzkill
Dan: why? was he eating his skin again?!
Brandon: You fucking know it!

by JudgeJudyFan February 16, 2010