Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.

by G-Union April 12, 2004

phoebe buffay

One of McDonald's failed attempts at widening it's range of appetising meals. This delightful dish premiered in March 2002, but was withdrawn soon after when a customer complained about it's high mango chutney content.

Mam: Fook Dad, your balls taste like I got one of them Phoebe Buffay things in me gob.
Dad: Fook.

by Cobs July 18, 2003

Buffy

A campy TV series about vampires. Has alternated between being ass-kickingly cool and ass-suckingly lame in the seven or so years it's been on television.

"Buffy? It's ok I guess."

by NINny May 12, 2003

buffy

A show about a small, blond girl who viciously slaughters vampires and assorted rubbery monsters.

Oh geez, is that Buffy show still on?

by Lance Blade January 8, 2004

Buffy

A show about vampires that took it way too far.

Buffy should have ended when she died in Season 5, but for some reason they did two more seasons.

by AJ Naoko June 27, 2005

buffay

man that is with a fat female pig

"man your fucking a buffay"

by pimp master flex August 26, 2003

Buffy

A girl who will have sex with you and would punch you right before you orgasm, or perform a "Dunk Tank"

That girl is a total Buffy, she would definitely hit you right before you orgasm.

by swordinthesound April 13, 2009