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bialke

The act of being bent over by your parents and then taking a cactus in your anus and letting the spikies thrash your anal canal
I messed up on that test, I hope my parents don't bialke me
by Jack Bialke February 4, 2016
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balke

a guy/boyfriend that tends to be genuinely perfect, extremely fine, and mind-blowingly amazing
he is so balke!
by lukeisamazing March 24, 2009
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bracketology

Bracketology is an example of adding the suffix 'ology' to a trivial task to make it sound scientific or difficult. Usage skyrockets during the month of March when any idiot with cable thinks they know everything about college basketball. At least until the boss' 13 year old daughter wins the office pool by picking the teams with the best looking jerseys. Anybody else is just kidding themselves.

Also see words that add 'Engineering' and 'Science' to likewise trivial tasks.
I am a bracketologist! I am a master in the art of bracketology! hurr!
by Ryanadadasd December 15, 2008
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bracketeering

The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.
Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).

.....some serious bracketeering going on there.
by The Ginger Turbine September 5, 2014
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Balkin

Wow! Did you just see Chase's grill? Man he is so balkin!
by serena1119 May 18, 2008
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balkanize

To split something (usually a state) apart, on a usually ethnic basis. This verb first appeared in the 1990's during the War in Bosnia, led by Croats, Serbs and Bosnians, which caused the demise of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY). It is nowadays again popular with Kosovar Albanians trying to rip off a part of Serbia -Kosovo (15% of Serbian territory, imagine the US without Texas)- for themselves.
It seems highly unlikely to balkanize the USA.
by Ntex December 9, 2008
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BRACKIN'

<verb> Originally a Blood gang Term, modified by members of the band SPOKEN GUN www.MySpace.com/SpokenGun .

Doing what you want, when you want, regardless of what other people think or the consequences.
To get the party crackin'.
To live life like its your last day. Taking it to the limit.
Bloods substitute B's for C's in words, i.e...
Instead of, "Can I get a Cigarette?" Bloods would say... "Can I get a Biggarette?"
or...
"Girl you Crazy!" = "Girl you Brazy!"
"Lets get it Crackin or What's Crackin?" = What's BRACKIN? Like whats goin on?

Yo, we was BRACKIN all weekend. = Partyin all weekend.

That fool is BRACKed out. = He was all messed up on drugs or just partied too hard.

Keep it Brackin'= To push it to the limt.

To Brack or not to brack? - That is the question...

Spoken Gun has made this term Worldwide amongst it's fans. Keep it BRACKIN!
by Ed "RudeBwoy" Scallion December 14, 2008
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