Bologna Girl

A girl that you keep secretly hidden in your closet to be brought out only for sexual activities. You feed her slices of bologna under the door to sustain her because that is the only food flat enough to fit.

John: Matt, where's that girl you've been fooling around with?
Matt: Oh, I don't bring her out. She's only my bologna girl.

by Megan Caroline August 10, 2012

Bologna Slices

huge areolas, very large nipples.

that chick I was porking had huge bologna slices!

by truckstop September 2, 2008

bologna bitch

a man who is a selfish and plays mind games

"that bologna bitch broke my heart"

by ayenaye June 29, 2009

ball-sack bolognaise

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.

My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.

by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006

bolognese

(noun) The result of having a slightly clumpy bowel movement with sufficient force as to tear the anus, resulting in a chunky liquid that looks like a meat sauce.

After Johnny ate too much in Mexico while drinking the water, he made a little bolognese.

by magrook August 4, 2006

Bologna Man

The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.

He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.

I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!

by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

bologna hole

a womans vagina is extremely large and her lips are inside out

Holy fuck her pussy fell out its a bologna hole

by i need it shaved July 18, 2006