love board

A finely varnished and manicured piece of exotic wood with rope handles usually placed under the FUPA area to hoist and retain the FUPA for access to the pleasure zone

Hey baby, go get the love board I'm feelin' lucky tonight.

by hh&b April 15, 2011

bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

bofa

A state of having multiple nutz in one's mouf.

Bofa what?
Bofa deez nutz in yo mouf!!!

by olive10 June 8, 2003

Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible

Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!

by 5robmar November 29, 2011

bofa

BOFA DEEZ NUTS!!

Person 1: What is bofa?
Person 2: BOFA DEEZ NUTS!!

by BigDickAB October 18, 2018

bocaroc

An absolute dumbass

HEY BOCAROC GET OVER HERE

by bocaroc fucker December 20, 2021

Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.

We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.

by nasamsl March 11, 2010