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Icy Blubber Pussy

The result of having sexual intercourse with an eskimo who has an icy vagina due to many years living in the icy terrain. Blubber forms around the pussy causing a disease known to eskimos as "ning nongkon" or blubber pussy roughly translated.

This act is also a fetish for a prominant number of American citizens who enjoy frost bitten crotches, mouths resembling "meth mouth", and asian/native american looking women.
Bret- I had the best icy blubber pussy last night!
Kyle- Score! Did it smell?
Bret- Not bad at first, but near the end all the friction had warmed it up to smell like tuna salad in July.
Kyle- MMM... Man, you got so lucky.
Bret- You don't even know, I even blew my load all over her squinty eyes and brown teeth.
Kyle- Man she must be one nasty eskimo.
Bret- Well she's still in the icebox if you want a turn.
Kyle- Definitely! (High Five).
by thecoldcrusader February 27, 2011
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Blubonic

SPICE OF LIFE SEEDS

A hybrid between a popular Kootenay Blueberry (that looks like a heavier grapefruit, with a similar aroma.) and the Blue Satellite # 2.2 daddy used to pollinate the Blue Satellite # 2.2 selections. Two Phenotypes show up, one frostier, headier one that favors the fathers line with a high calyx to leaf ratio, and the chunkier one that favors the mother's line. Both are caked with resin, and have a blueberry jam aroma. This one will devastate the public at large like a plague. Yields are above average to heavy, depending which pheno.

Indoor flowering: 7 to 8 weeks.
I am going to roll up some Blubonic, its guaranteed to be chronic.
by Dank Jones May 18, 2008
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Blubberous

Someone who is large, fat or obese. Normally those who are also unattractive and over-emotional. Thus, there is a surplus of ALL parts of them.
Austin is an immature blubberous idiot who needs to leave beautiful girls like Gabrielle alone.
by skippylou May 11, 2010
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Blub

I stared deep into Goldy's pitch-black eyes and from the moment he said "blub" I knew we were ment to be.
by Clobothehobo November 11, 2006
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blubber bumper

1. A person who commits a sexual act with an overweight person.

2. A fat loving sicko
Dustin: Oh look at her! I'd tap that.

Mitch: Dude that chick is huge! You're such a blubber bumper!
by I_AM_THE_CLIT_COMMANDER June 3, 2007
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bluborious

Adj.
1. Being very fat or blob like
2. Having large amounts of blubber
3. Having a tendency to jiggle uncontrollably.
The bluborious child was incapable of doin even a single sit up in gym class, and was often the butt of his classmates jokes.
by Larrytron2000 October 23, 2006
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Blubla

Your a fish faced two faced.
your a blubla!
WOW!
POW BANG KABOOM!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
by Connor Faulkner November 24, 2004
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