Also known as blow job, BJ, and fellacio, a blowjob is how you drive a man like me up the wall. I imagine recieving a perfect blowjob and I know just how to do it.
1. Kiss chest, and drag it down to dick.
2. Massage balls with left hand, and dick with right hand. Do this until he is nice and hard.
3. Apply lips to tip of dick, and slowly flick it with your tounge.
4. Lick, drink, and eat any cum. This will cause immense sexual pleasure.
5. Make sure to hum and moan a lot. This will send him straight up the wall.
6. Continue the rubbing technique I showed you earlier, and don't stop rubbing.
6. As you suck harder, push dick in deeper and swirl tounge around faster.
7. And finally, if you really want to. Deep throat it. This is when he is most likely to cum.
With this perfect blowjob recipe, any man is going to simply go crazy. Especially me. I prefer it.
And remember: A blowjob is the best kind of sex out of the question. And the reason is the radically simple fact that it feels so good.
When I recieve a blowjob, it just makes my day.
2. Massage balls with left hand, and dick with right hand. Do this until he is nice and hard.
3. Apply lips to tip of dick, and slowly flick it with your tounge.
4. Lick, drink, and eat any cum. This will cause immense sexual pleasure.
5. Make sure to hum and moan a lot. This will send him straight up the wall.
6. Continue the rubbing technique I showed you earlier, and don't stop rubbing.
6. As you suck harder, push dick in deeper and swirl tounge around faster.
7. And finally, if you really want to. Deep throat it. This is when he is most likely to cum.
With this perfect blowjob recipe, any man is going to simply go crazy. Especially me. I prefer it.
And remember: A blowjob is the best kind of sex out of the question. And the reason is the radically simple fact that it feels so good.
When I recieve a blowjob, it just makes my day.
by I like cocksuckers. August 9, 2012
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something almost every guy wants.
the act of giving a handjob with your mouth.
something almost every guy wants.
the act of giving a handjob with your mouth.
by ive.experienced.this December 2, 2011
Get the blowjobmug. Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.
by timmehG April 27, 2009
Get the Blowjobmug. Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
by SlopNChop April 23, 2018
Get the Blowjobmug. by Wraith ShadowSun November 17, 2020
Get the Blowjobmug. "blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
-nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
-somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
-large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
-fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
-crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
-somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
-longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
-nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
-somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
-large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
-fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
-crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
-somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
-longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"
Or
Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"
Or
Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
by Elkamine April 24, 2011
Get the Blowjobablemug. by punrockerasd April 28, 2006
Get the blowjobermug.