blort

the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)

he blorted as she gave him a blow job

by Blorter January 19, 2009

blorting

Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .

What are you blorting for ?

by Jesstet June 27, 2016

Blorange

the act of engaging an orange with the attempt to stimulate orgasm

She bloranged herself an orgasm while he watched.

by Minister of Silly Walks December 26, 2008

blort

1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.

1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.

by wscottc September 15, 2005

blort

Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)

Damn, dude, I blorted in my shorts. I've gotta get back to the crib...

by Moondot November 9, 2006

blowtard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blowtard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 11, 2008

blorange

mundane blog posting pertaining to blogger's daily life without regard for interesting content

Yeah, Carol's blog is full of blorange about doing the dishes and feeding her cat.

by Steve Dorings January 29, 2007