Basic Bloke 

1. A guy who thinks he's down with it and got it going on but really doesn't at all.

2. A guy with a general lack of imagination when it comes to romantic endeavors.

Yeah, saw Dave the other day wearing those aviators. Really doesn't have the face to pull it off, what a basic bloke.

He apologized and hugged me, such a basic bloke.

Basic Bloke by FrenchMerc May 10, 2015

one stroke bloke 

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

one stroke bloke by johnljj January 3, 2014

Shit bloke 

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more propper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like. Bloke is australian for guy pretty much, in case you didnt know

Tim: Frase. you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: you are such a shit bloke frase

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt goldsy come out last weekend?
sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend
Kizza: What a shit bloke

Shit bloke by Kmac1331 March 10, 2009

odd bloke 

a guy who does/says weird shit and is just a bit off

guy 1: *says some weird shit*
guy 2: ‘u a fuckin odd bloke man’

odd bloke by fruroo July 12, 2021

awful bloke

An absolutely contemptible human being, who has long ago crossed the fine line between being a decent lad and being a despicable human being. Known for doing horrific things to other people, especially under the influence of alcohol.

"Jon Strang is an awful bloke - I mean, it's all fair to get horrendously wrecked, but shitting on half the doorsteps in Chelsea and abusing complete strangers on a bus takes it too far."

awful bloke by nyucollij June 20, 2012

Dusty Bloke 

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

Dusty Bloke by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

Dry Bloke 

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

Dry Bloke by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016