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Blimp Sex

Two obese specimens of the human race attempting to copulate (have sex). Often hard to recognize in the wild, as identifying body parts under the massive amount of sweaty rolls is very difficult.
Yo, Fat Bastard and Rosanne Barr are having blimp sex.
by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012
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Blimp

Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.
He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.
by Carmen565 December 21, 2013
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blamf

1. Comic book onomatapeia illustrating the sound of a blow or punch, or two items such as slamming together, such as a train colliding into a wall. Much like "pow!"

2. Generic exclamation that can subsitute for almost any four letter word.

3. Acronym which can be used as an empty vessel to fill in various meanings. The most common is "Buzzin' Like a Mother Fucker", commonly spoken by marijuana users, but also has been used to mean, for example, "Big Legged Amazons Make Friends" or any of myriad other meanings which are convenient at the time they are used. This has led to the existence of the "BLAMF game", in which contestants compete to outdo each other in coming up with meanings for "BLAMF".

4. Name of a band located in Bloomington, Indiana.
1. BLAMF! Oof!

2. BLAMF off!

3. Are you BLAMF yet?
by Guitarface February 16, 2007
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blimeny crikes

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....
"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."
by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003
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Blumf

An acronym for Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker, and a slang used by white surfer types from the Playa Del Rey/ Westchester, CA area in the late 1970's to describe a person of African descent with out angering them into a tribal uprising.
Damn Stelly, did you see that Blumf, his fro was gnarly huge.
by Slappysigfried October 20, 2013
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atomic blimpie

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath
i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty
by mike duval March 7, 2007
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shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.
Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!
by Clarissa June 17, 2003
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