mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing
cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine
by supcuh January 27, 2021
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broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...
I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.
by jvg113 November 01, 2017
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Slavic Blender

When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.
"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"
by SadMemetato January 30, 2016
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garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.
Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.
by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008
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Blender Blowjob

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 06, 2022
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Brick in a Blender

A phrase that may be used to the extent of you wildest imagination. It is malleable so that you can make it mean whatever you want.
Geez Bill, you look like a brick in a blender!

Did Kathy do a brick in a blender with you?
by TheRaptor$ May 30, 2011
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Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...
by nmsnow65 September 07, 2010
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