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Balingling

An attack that you never saw coming in chess, and ONLY in chess
"Aw damn, I got balingling'd"
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK April 29, 2021
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Bainbridge Island

An island off the coast of seattle full of cookie cutter assholes. Most people are rich, but don’t realize they’re rich because everyone is rich so they don’t appreciate what they have and are very disconnected from reality. It’s a very beautiful place from the outside but the longer you stay the more fucked up you realize the people are.

Mostly there’s a lot of unhappy rich people, who probably peaked in highschool and are upset that they married into a loveless relationship and are working for Amazon. Because of this they passive aggressively bully anyone who rejects this lifestyle, and post on facebook complaining a lot. If they have kids, they get involved with middle/high school drama and gossip about random kids traumatic events as their only source of entertainment.

The high school is super fucked up and full of drug addicts and rapists who are protected from consequences by daddy’s money. A lot of them don’t ever leave so there’s a big population of 20 something’s who drive drunk/high everywhere and are always trying to get with underage girls.
There’s a lot of very shallow and sheltered people, and not much to do for fun. If your parents weren’t born here you probably won’t make many friends, as people are very snobby about their family’s history on the island and extremely cliquey. Also everything is very expensive and inconvenient to get to. Overall a very shitty place to grow up and I do not recommend it to anyone.
Guy: Yo I’m thinking of moving to Bainbridge Island
Guy 2: So you’re a masochist?
by elleangel222 July 18, 2022
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fainer bain

yo dude im about to fainer bain her
by kevin krack April 13, 2010
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oh bainzy

when someone just plain fucks up, a catchy phrase describe the beauty of a hot chick, a stress reliever,
man i just seen that smoking hot chick and i was like oh bainzy!
oh bainzy that hurt
by gettingchixtillidiee December 22, 2010
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D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.
I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.
by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013
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Jack Bain

A devious figure that lurks around Scotland who loves kids.
by Joh November 1, 2023
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bain

to punch someone in the face or beat them like a red headed step child
shut it or ill bain you

where's the hardest country in europe? AL-BAIN-YA (albania)
by TheNine January 13, 2005
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