all bitched up

Extremly excited-horny

Damn it, I'm all Bitched up, I need to find a man to put the boots to me!

by LB May 6, 2005

bitcher

An increasingly more common typo of the word "butcher".

I am going to go find Tom and get some meat at the bitcher shop.

by OneLess August 22, 2007

Bitcher Asser

Bitcher Asser, Basicly a Bitched up Asshole.

Man, hes a Bitcher asser!

by DrDelicous March 17, 2009

bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Bitchard

A combination of the terms "bitch" and "bastard".
Typically used to describe a manly looking woman or an effeminate man.

"Hey man! Do you see that girlie man over there?"
"Eww yeah, that guy is such a bitchard."

by qwerpoiu November 18, 2009

bitched

Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.

"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.

by BBW chaser September 17, 2004

life's a bitched

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.

- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched

by killa4566 December 26, 2019