bernham

A know it all. The type of guy you go to for all your answers.

Attention Mr. Paul Bernham

by FlowerMan21 February 5, 2008

Berghoff

1.)One of the largest German families in the Midwest. They are famous for their historic restaurant in Chicago, Illinois and for their secret family recipe German style beer. They are a proud family and have a massive family reunion every year in early summer and drink several cans of their family brewed beer. They are a close nit family that cares deeply for one another. Don’t mess with Berghoff’s. You mess with one, you mess with them all!

2.)Another name for an intelligent, attractive person of Germanic origin. They excel at any type of fine art, anything beer related, or any science and doctorate program. An extremely cultured German that is far superior to all other Germans.

I bumped into a kid in the hallway and suddenly I was jumped by a bunch of Berghoff’s!

Franz: Did you see that doctor?!

Helga: The one playing Gutiar?

Franz: Yeah I just played a game of beer pong with him, he is a beast!

Helga: Well he IS a Berghoff!

I surender, Berghoff's truly ARE better people than us.

by SuperiorGermanGurl<3 March 26, 2009

berthold, north dakota

A dumb place with nothing to do. Really small and most have never heard of it. Nobody likes this place.

"hey, what should we do tonight in Berthold, North Dakota."
--"there is nothing to do in Berthold."
"OK, let's leave."

by Best Berthold Resident March 31, 2009

Pearce Bergh

Lame ; super lame ; the lamest guy

masons brother

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

berp

Word that rapper Lil Wayne uses in his song,Lollipop:
"I told her back it up like BERP BERP"

Lil Wayne: BERP! ohh my excuse me

by L!ZZY March 12, 2009

bertha

A huge ass, wide load, junk in the trunk

Damn that guy has a bertha!

by spencer bamf November 22, 2010

Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020