bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

by Leifster October 10, 2008

frothing the bearded clam

When a man has sex with a woman and ejaculates on the outside of her vagina.

or just plain intercourse

Bob: Did you see John last night?

Fred: No, he was frothing the bearded clam with this really hot chick.

by sexmaster4479 July 26, 2012

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018

Grace Bernadette

Probably the most kindest, loving, beautiful person you would ever meet. She is so beautiful, everywhere she goes she leaves sparkles. Definitely a banging body. She is very creative, talented, smart, intelligent. Most likely will have blonde hair & blue eyes. She is definitely good as everything she does, & I mean everything. Never ever get on a bad side of a Grace, because believe me you will regret it. The definition of Grace means Gods Gift, she is definitely a gift & when I say gift, I’m talking about the most amazing and value gift someone could ever receive. She is definitely going to be someone, she has a lot of goals and ambition, not to mention all men love her! A lot of women are jealous of her because of her outstanding beauty. She is the best person you’ll ever meet. Oh and just saying when women talk bad about her, they’re jealous & when men talk bad about her, they’re mad they can’t have her..

Hey man; I saw Grace Bernadette today. Me too; She looks mesmerizing.

by lovelybabexo June 13, 2019

St. Bernarding

When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.

Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?

by The Pineapple Gang February 5, 2019

bearded dragon

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

by Jeffy! May 14, 2005