When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009
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by 69$$ March 20, 2017
Get the St. Bernards High School mug.by Tommyquinn295 June 29, 2022
Get the Bernard mug.A place where untucked shirts kill and the rich thrive. Where kids sit at tables thinking they’re hot shit until they really get into their car ripping the juul and stig while listening to months old rap. Also enjoy ripping bongs and ferociously drinking till they’re lungs and liver fall off. School thinks they’re dope cuz they have a good basketball team.
Kid: Tommy, let’s go to Gill St. Bernards
Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods
Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.
Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods
Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.
by Garkle July 18, 2020
Get the Gill St. Bernards mug.Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.
A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017
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Get the prins bernard mug.The house located in the Northwest area of Tilted Towers near the Courtyard. Referred to as "Bernie's" on the weekends.
by NotKye June 13, 2018
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