Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.

Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.

by 69$$ March 20, 2017

Bernard

Man with a massive cock and pulls uncountable amount of women and fucks them dry everyone knows it

Fuck sake bernard fucked my woman again

by Tommyquinn295 June 29, 2022

pody bernard

pody Bernard is grandma Latisha dog who been stuffed for eat years dead for seven you have to say pody Bernard when u meet him.

say hi pody Bernard say hi to my dog .

by Niggahump April 22, 2017

Colette Bernard

The number one Lidl shopper that will rade the shop

I might turn into a Colette Bernard if I don't stop going Lidl

by Shane and ECKO August 29, 2016

Bernard

a ball of hair

Bernard sits on a wall and his birthday is 4/20

by Gdsnbsjss May 20, 2022

bernard

sexiest human alive

person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up

by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022