beachie

Person to whom lives on a beach or a body of water

Wow they are so lucky to be beachies, and to own a home on beach.

by Miquel Rodgers April 11, 2007

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Betching

The act of hanging out with betches

Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around

Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.

by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008

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A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.

"I saw a Benchie on my way to class today, he was squatting over the drain trying to relieve himself of a very large turd that got busted up in his rectum from the night before during his late night rendezvous with Turdbusting Jeff. Wow... what a Benchie."

"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"

by Ennie March 6, 2014

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beaching it

To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.

"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."

by David Jones September 24, 2005

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Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

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