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beavis and butt-head

Underrated TV Show from the 90's. Proof of its influence is the fact that the titular characters' laugh is so deeply ingrained into our psyches. Uhhhhhhuhuhuh.
"Uhhhuhuhuh. He said 'tit'".
"Mheheheheh...yeah...TITular!"
by r00fles April 24, 2003
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bored-beating

When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.
(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.
by John & Justin M. January 22, 2011
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Beavis H. Christ

An alternative to saying, "Jesus H. Christ", or usually said right before you explain how stupid someone is.
Beavis H. Christ, that kid is a complete and total moron. Or could be used right after you hurt yourself accidentally, like when you stub your toe.
by pablofactor July 16, 2010
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Beatin It

Gah! Noah needs a girlfriend! He is always beatin it! He is gonna get chafed!
by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013
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Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018
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Bealing

"Ah wiz bealing when that wee ned smashed up ma motor"

"what are you so bealing about?"

"he'll be bealing when he finds out you snogged his bird"
by Dave Conor September 26, 2007
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Bevin

Did you see? A bevin of vaginas attacked the governor for a law that gets between women and their doctors.

A gaggle of geese, a herd of cows, a bevin of vaginas.

How many should I make the dinner reservation for on Galentines Day? There'll be a lot of us, so make reservations for a bevin.
by flamingmaiden September 15, 2016
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